What the hell is wrong with me
I'm not who I'm supposed to be
What's my name
Name
Name
I tried to join a Ping-Pong club
Sign on the door said all full up
What's my name
Name
Name
Here we are in Cambridge now
Are we gonna indulge in the usual clichés
Of dumb class scum
Dumb class war
Yes, for our money
Now I'm round the back of your house at night
Best Sunday suit, are you sleeping tight
What's my name
Name
Name...